To liven up both our days

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting."
-Gloria Leonard

"If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast."

"Sex is dirty only if it's done right."
-Woody Allen

"Sex-appeal is the keynote of our whole civilization."
-Henri Bergson

"It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time."
-Tallulah Bankhead

"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?"
-Bette Midler

Have any of your own to share?