Pink Underwear?

Sometimes soft in appearance and temperament, but never on intent.

Liliana and Leah, the lurid lesbians, are coming over tonight for some girl talk. The last time they did that we ended up polishing off a bottle of gin and chateauneuf du pape between us. Wicked things could have occured...

Smoking Mistress

Where is there an ashtray when you need it? Perhaps it's time to offer yourself?

Tonight I went to to Glow in Clapham to meet a 'close friend' of mine. I think it's my new favourite place! Small, intimate and fabulous lighting.

Mae West is my hero

I love this woman - fiery, spunky and can take care of herself.

"A hard man is good to find."
"A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction."
"Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up."
"I never loved another person the way I loved myself."
"I speak two languages, Body and English."
"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure."
I"'ve been in more laps than a napkin."
"It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men."
"Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. "
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain".
"Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired."

Where to Perve?

I have already received some fascinating correspondance from fellow perverts. Where to perve, how to perve, and who to perve with. I am looking for new nights to go to, and new people to go with.

Feel free to comment and *submit* your views.

Going to the Homeland

I haven't seen my family in a while, so will be going up to Scotland next month. My brother may be coming with me, which should be entertaining to say the least! Considering he is as gay as a row of pink tents, he could have fun painting the town pink, then I could paint it black!

Lock up your sons and daughters!! Hide the whisky! Nail down your submissives!

Perverted Prose...your submissions

My thanks to slave B.N, for the lovely poem he sent me last night.

So much so, that I have decided to hold a little competition!
Send it to me via msn (black_merci@hotmail.com) I am online frequently. And what is the glorious prize?...it may be one of my more private pictures.

Rules are as follows:

1. The poem must be about something suitably perverted :)
2. It must not be vulgar (well, so long as it's intelligent!)
3. Preferably more than four lines in length

Happy writing.

Latex, mmmmm

After having one of my beloved catsuits repaired, it is finally fit for public viewing once again! I am pondering getting a red one made for me next. Custom fittings are so much better, wouldn't you agree? Hugs on every line, every curve of the body. Such a delicate casing.

To liven up both our days

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting."
-Gloria Leonard

"If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast."

"Sex is dirty only if it's done right."
-Woody Allen

"Sex-appeal is the keynote of our whole civilization."
-Henri Bergson

"It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time."
-Tallulah Bankhead

"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?"
-Bette Midler

Have any of your own to share?