Mae West is my hero

I love this woman - fiery, spunky and can take care of herself.

"A hard man is good to find."
"A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction."
"Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up."
"I never loved another person the way I loved myself."
"I speak two languages, Body and English."
"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure."
I"'ve been in more laps than a napkin."
"It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men."
"Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. "
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain".
"Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired."